Friday, June 26, 2009

Mark Sanford's Mistress PHOTOS!!





Photos from Bitten & Bound and Gawker

The number one search on Google right now? Michael Jackons? Noooooooo.... Farrah Fawcett? Noooooooo... It's Maria Belen Chapur Photos! And I've got them right here! Argentine media is reporting today that Gov. Mark Sanford’s mistress is a 43-year-old divorced mother of two boys. Videos of a trendy Buenos Aires apartment house were shown on several news channels and, I have to say, that it was quite beautiful. Apparently she speaks English, Portuguese and Chinese and attended private schools. (Well la de da!) Media is saying they met eight years ago and after becoming remarkably good friends, (I'd say so) Sanford and Maria became intimate last year. Racy private e-mails are popping up all over the net that were supposedly leaked by her jilted and angry ex-husband. (Hellooooo! Password protect)

Mark (aka AWOL Sanford) is currently married to Jenny Sanford, whose millionaire family owns Skil power tool company. (Isn't there some horror movie about this?) They have four sons. (That are going to be very pissed off and humiliated) “The bottom line is this,” he said. “I have been unfaithful to my wife.” (No duh, Sherlock!)

I guess we all know by now his staff lied (Not hiking the 2,100 mile Appalachian Trail?) and rumors abound he used taxpayer money to bop down to Argentina. (No surprise there) (And get this) According to Williams Jones, president of Columbia International University, Mr. Sanford and his wife joined an intensive Bible study group in the last few months. (A very Republican thing to do) It's told that as a congressman he slept on a futon in his office. (I just bet he did) He also hauled in two live piglets onto the floor of the legislature to showcase his opposition to pork-barrel spending. (Swine?)

Sanford was supposedly the top GOP contender for the next presidential race. (A Sanford/Palin ticket?) He has now apologized to his wife and children for lying, cheating and spending 5 days in Argentina crying his eyes out. (Don't Cry For Me... you know the rest) He recently refused $700,000,000 of stimulus money for his state. (I'm sure his constituents really love 'em now) And no one knows if this affair is over yet. (Me thinks he's still crying)

I'm thinking, especially after reading Barbara O'Brien, and Procopius, the state of affairs (No pun intended) of our politicians is whacked! Next thing you know, the ONLY person left to run for GOP election will actually be Rush Limbaugh! (Limbaugh/Coulter? BRING IT!!!!)

✒ Middle Aged Woman Blogging at 2:33 AM

13 ♥ Leave Me A Love Note:

  1. This is the heffa he walked out on his family for?!! This chick is older than 43!! If she is 43 - I'm 16.

    She looks a little like the wife he is already with. I expected some long haired, exotic beauty.

    She is an adulterer, he is an adulterer they are both losers and should be together.
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  2. I totally agree with Emerge, especially having a husband that did that to me! You can't trust ANY POLITICIAN, they ALL lie. I wish we could get rid of them all and start all over. I googled Farrah! NOT MICHAEL!
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  3. She's not bad looking but definately needs a fashion consultant. His wife looks better than his mistress even after popping out four sons for him!
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  4. I agree with Diane; she's attractive, just in need of a style make-over. Larry David made the funniest comment on The View yesterday. He said that even during his horniest days, he would not go out of his way for more than two hours for a woman. He couldn't fathom flying ten hours for sex. I think he fell in love with her.
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  5. Dutchbaby, I think you are right. He fell head over heel in love with her and couldn't control himself. I also think he may be a little nuts.
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  6. Once again, a great post! Yhis means of course that I must follow another blog!
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  8. He's a typical 50+ year old man who is thinking with his penis. And Lord I now have another blog to follow -- this shall be fun.
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  10. I think where is job is concerned he definitely screwed up. I think where is personal life is concerned, it's well, personal. I'm not one to pass judgement on someone for a situation which is at best, complicated. I wish them all some peace in sorting this out.
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  11. Woman in a Window, I agree mostly with what you said. If he were CEO of a private company or worked in another realm of business, but he was elected by the public and he spent public dollars where his personal life was concerned. He owes the taxpayers of his state much more than an explanation. He owes them their hard earned money that he used for his personal pleasure. Shame on him.

    Though, I do believe if you aren't happy in your situation, you should get out, there must have been a more graceful way for him to do it. I can only say that he really found a woman he fell head over heels in love with and was willing to sacrifice his job and family for her.
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  12. Poor old Rush Limbaugh is crying, too. Said Sanford was the GOP's next "JFK." Hmmph.

    And "Racy private e-mails are popping up all over the net that were supposedly leaked by her jilted and angry ex-husband. (Hellooooo! Password protect)" -- TOTALLY! What on earth was she doing sending emails her ex could access? She's able to speak four languages but . . . still! It's nuts!
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  13. he is TOAST... We MUST demand that polititians are truthfull. not for us but our CHILDREN. My original attempt at blogging started on this basis. You are invited to drop by and leave your comment.. thanx

    www.glnroz.blogspot.com
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